To the moon she gave another good review

oatscarwilde:

myalgicencephalomyelitiscfstom:

ALT

i’ve been saying it for years:

government considers you able to work if you can give anything more than 0%

employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%

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stuckinnet:

dappergamelord:

suiheisen:

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

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im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

pennaraptor:

ergonomic

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lena-cant:

gender-luster:

i think this pretty much sums it up.

i could go more in depth, but i’m not going to

I had some additions

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punkitt-is-here:

this duck LOVES pink drink

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the-cimmerians:

dogposts:

dog sings while playing the piano (via)

Well it’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday…

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great-and-small:

I have to say that “warm gentle glow emanating from the shell of a turtle” is without a doubt my favorite genre of lamp

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hobiebrownslove:

Exactly something he would do if you ask me 🤷🏾

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billiebuttz:

You pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down partner?

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madlori:

sonatine:

onion-souls:

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

donnasweettttttttt:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

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stormesandshowers:

copywriteddad:

copywriteddad:

man this is like the worst year for tech and websites

discord is forcing a username change that no one wants, twitch nearly banned sponsored streams, imgur is banning NSFW and removing old pics, reddit is restricting their API usage and killing off all mobile apps, apple introducing some shitty overpriced AR headset, the amount of fuckups twitter is doing i cant even count on my own two hands its all becoming too much i hate technology i hate you silicon valley

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